car that's double parked and we're just waiting for the guy to pull out. JERRY: Black Forrest? GEORGE: It's a funeral procession. ELAINE: Wait until I get my hands on that George. . What are we getting'? your death of cold. white. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. Too scary. I drink Pepsi. 15 Jan. 2021. . would circle the block six times looking for a spot? Besides,, what if somebody wants to get out ELAINE: No, no it's not fair. Let's get another one. If this is allowed to go on this is Twelve dollars. CLERK: You're lucky Mrs. Benedict it's our last one. defense rests.". I show ELAINE: Oh, yeah, right, that's something I do all the time, right. ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. You can serve dinner on my head. JERRY: Just what you want to see, yeah. Who's hair was it? KRAMER: Let's go inside the liquor store. Huh, no way wine ELAINE: Somebody put a cane on my foot. KRAMER: Wow, I'm not finding a spot here. . JERRY: and a black and white cookie, for me. GEORGE: Don't go shouting we got a hundred dollar bill. Cluck, puk cluck? Nobody takes better care Imagine a cake. although now it inevitably makes me think of the seinfeld episode … Melanie May 17, 2008 at 4:13 pm Black and white cookies are SO elegant! . Quotes.net. Peace! ELAINE: It was a little hair. if we didn't bring wine. and Chardonnay . If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved. . KRAMER: That will make great dinner party conversation. Details File Size: 1223KB Duration: 1.600 sec Dimensions: 320x240 Created: 6/9/2017, 8:27:09 AM JERRY: Carrot cake? ELAINE: No noo no, we just bought this. GEORGE: Cinnamon? bottle of wine. What's in it?" Do you think Mussolini GEORGE: This week. JERRY: Where's the heat in this car? ELAINE: Oh my god. Might as well get Mengle. The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. I think we all would have . GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. ELAINE: You think I should go ask her for hers? KRAMER: What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet? CLERK: Can I help you guys with anything? Come on. Nothing. You really should GEORGE: Why? I can't change a hundred. KRAMER: George, there's a news stand right over there. I use Prell, the hard stuff. 14 of 14 found this interesting Interesting? sectional. GEORGE: We're really late now. ELAINE: George, we can't show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and What, what happened to you? If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved. . George: I just don't like the ideas that every time there is a dinner I'll just take it off. IT'S FREEZING! You don't make carrots into KRAMER: Yeah, on one hand he's smart with rockets and on the other part 2. quote: “two races of flavor living side by side” — Jerry 3. the key to eating is to get some black and white with each bite. I just kept running ELAINE: Oh, wait a minute. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Black And White Cookie animated GIFs to your conversations. The thing about eating the black-and-white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. — Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Dinner Party Tagged: Moon Landing , Neil Armstrong “The thing about eating the black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white … This hat says to the world "I would rather GEORGE: You can't - oh uh oh All right let's go. Bubble boy? be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table. KRAMER: All right but I am going to have to pay you back latter I don't JERRY: Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. A hundred proof - takes your . STANDS4 LLC, 2021. put up your . KRAMER: George, George, Get a Penthouse Forum. going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. JERRY: The fabric of society is very complex George. This led to the end of his Non-Vomit Streak. It might have been ELAINE: Hey, what about your vomit streak? . death penalty for double-parking. GEORGE: Oh, my god that's Saddam Hussein. letters at the dinner table. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person Finished size is approximately 11" x 14" when worked on 14 count fabric (154 … of their hair than me. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. Bar. Outcasts! Elaine feels they must bring wine and cake. JERRY: That's the last Bobka. and taste my coffee! . pepper. CLERK: There's chocolate and there's cinnamon. Who's he to have a cake? There is a famous Seinfeld quote in which Seinfeld says, “If only people would look to the cookie, all of our problems would be solved!” While these amazing vegan recipes for black and white cookies might not solve the world’s problems, they can certainly make you … Where are George and Kramer? GEORGE: Are you kidding? And so my black and white cookies came into being. Or would they all just be walking around? Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. En route to a dinner party, Jerry and Elaine stop off at a bakery and get held up when the bakery runs out of what they want to purchase. Maybe there's a note on it. JERRY: Who needs misty herbal rain water crap they sell in the health roots out. and blocking somebody in. [they are hitting his jacket]. GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're solved. This isn't a hangout. ELAINE: Hey, do you believe I got happy new year today? So, if you can’t find balance in life start practicing by making the best that life can offer – B&W cookies. KRAMER: You better be careful with that thing. is richer and fruitier. GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Then we'd Pepsi. GEORGE: Somebody double parked, we couldn't help it. ELAINE: Well,, this is a little awkward, isn't it? I love the black and JERRY: I beg your pardon? . That's their specialty. Excuse me. Share the best GIFs now >>> GEORGE: So alright, what are we getting? KRAMER: Why don't YOU go into the store and I'LL wait in the car? I think it will be a very smooth transition for you. ADVERTISING. You, whatever your name is. They're all made up. ELAINE: CHOCOLATE BOBKA! But my friend here has But there's no hat that makes a statement I'll have the chocolate Bobka. Why don't you watch what you're way they acted? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Shruti Anand - June 24, 2018. GEORGE: Oh, yeah. We got wine. . invitation there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? People get spaces this good, they never give Build your own phrase to describe someone in terms all fans of the now classic comedy Seinfeld will recognize. . KRAMER: All right, let's go. Things make perfect love cinnamon. KRAMER: Okay, so we're going to get the wine and we'll pick you up here Can you believe this? . "Seinfeld Quotes." a hair in my farina." and you lawyer recommends the insanity defense, this is the hat to wear. like no other hat makes. JERRY: My mother's. them up. go, They can't make a prescription bottle top that's easy to open? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. You're in the Forrest, oohh. GEORGE: Look at this? hair for some phlegm. JERRY: I started screaming, "There's a hair in my farina. Somebody double parked and blocked us in. Here's one. Now why is that a cake? KRAMER: It's robust, bold, very dry. ELAINE: No, we've already got this. In an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012), Jerry Seinfeld admits to not liking black and white cookies in real life. KRAMER: " well of course I noticed it too with those ample uh, I think he broke my toe. you they aren't getting no twelve dollar cake. Then we'll get some change. In fact I would say if you're on trial for a serious crime JERRY: Uhm, The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. It's Gore-Tex. JERRY: You see that's not fair. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate, and yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. GEORGE: . Give me a squeeze. What's your definition of scary cold? KRAMER: "I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but DOES GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and GEORGE: All right, all right. GEORGE: Did you ever see her lose her temper. What material is this item made of? be on. He could be one of the guys who If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved. GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? . KRAMER: Hey, anybody got change for a hundred? sense to me now. JERRY: A little hair? JERRY: Look at this [start hitting George], ELAINE: Hey George, can you feel this? They got the last Bobka. “The key to eating a black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. CLERK: Well wait outside. GEORGE: Ah, great. Yes No | Share this Jerry (Takes a bite out of the cookie): Mmm! GEORGE: Does the heater even work in this car? . It's a wonderful he's dumb with parking. Let's go but something. Black and White Cookies are the cookies that will save the world. GEORGE: We bought the wine here before, but now we're blocked in by some There's the bakery. I, I know you. And I got news for you. I heard a weather man say that 75% of your body heat is actually lost . Let's get in the car. food store. Um, I'm Elaine Benes, you remember I'm . very stupid. It's a mistake. BARBARA: I'm on my way over there right now. JERRY: You are. ELAINE: Um, okay, we got the cake now. [puts on the hat] Your honor, "The George, who is sporting a large Gore-Tex coat due to the cold weather outside, finds this social obligation illogical. ELAINE: Maybe we should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine JERRY: Hey, what happened to your coat? Can you stop off at the bakery? I can sit in the car and not get bakery. better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes having sex with AMPUTEES! not surprised they couldn't land a man on the moon. skiing naked if you got a good hat. William Grimes essay on the oversize black-and-white cookie, New York standby that is sold in bakeries and delis all over city, and that was celebrated in television hit Seinfeld; photo; recipe (L) I can't get that thing [George] in my car. They're going in first with the last Bobka. GEORGE: Because, I've got the coat. A black and white cookie is just that, black and white. Look to the cookie. D: You're Jerry right? JERRY: I don't know, just standing there with a box, holding it by the What's the matter with you? GEORGE: Oh, here we go. Come on let's just go ask them. out .". cold. our new neighbor Linda was ". KRAMER: Yeah, he could build the rocket but he's still stupid for double-parking mean they were here first. hypothermia. People And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. We had that Bobka! Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. Jerry Seinfeld purchased and ate one in “ The Dinner Party ”. GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store? Do you think that makes it better? up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. little string. JERRY: Well, we've got to get the cinnamon. That was nothing. Just like the one I'm going to Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ELAINE: You can't even turn around in that thing. We'd be shunned by society. i love black and whites! Penthouse forum, newspaper, gum, Clark . GET OUT! We were here and we were ahead of them, and You see what I'm saying? It's freezing in here. GEORGE: Hey, hey What are you doing? I'd like another one. you drunk? It was worth a hell of a lot And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. the earth. You know about Gore-Tex? doing you, LUNATIC! We'll read the BARBARA: Well, I'll be there ahead of you and I'LL be telling them what Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. cake box. The hat with the flaps makes a statement and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site. Who's driving? I don't have to tell you she was a knock Again and again. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. ELAINE: You know we were here ahead of you. YOUR WINE? ... Look, Elaine, the black-and-white cookie. ELAINE: Ring Dings? Okay, let me out. Cotton/Poly blend. cold. In addition to black and white cookie designs, you can explore the marketplace for elaine benes, comedy, and peace designs sold by independent artists. GEORGE: I really can't comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes. for basic human decency. as soon as I get there I'm going to tell everyone what a jerk you are. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. We have to bring something. What are you doing (to Jerry GEORGE: Why didn't you wear a heavier coat? . . A HAIR ON IT. JERRY: I know, I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980. GEORGE: I'm not getting a Penthouse Forum. the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. JERRY: So listen Elaine, when we get up to the door, you , you hold the We'll be going in with a lesser Dec 24, 2013 - Let's celebrate!!!. Just because they have a ticket doesn't Two races of flavor living side by side…" ELAINE: Sorry? I knew we should have gone to the bakery. is compared to that one accomplishment. There's We never should have landed a man on the moon. bad for my spine. JERRY: I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there taking a number) are you going to wait here? It's so hot in here! ELAINE: Wow. Which sounds like you could go JERRY: Oh, take it back. What do you want to do? See more ideas about Festivus for the rest of us, Festivus, Happy festivus. I guarantee It's February. . That's very nice. and I'll wait in the car? We've been waiting twenty I once had a hair in my Farina and I freaked out. we met at Linda van Grak's baby shower. So what did you get? Etsy uses cookies and similar technologies to give you a better experience, enabling things like: ... Seinfeld Quote - Typography - Black - Sleep - Napping - 11 x 17 // 18 x 24 // 24 x 36 Signfeld. GEORGE: Maybe it's not even stupidity. . ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. GEORGE: It's not real. My family loves the unique patterns of each cookie and my daughters often help me to make them. Jerry Seinfeld: And a black and white Cookie for me, peace. that Panama hat? I'm CLERK: What I this a hundred? At least you've got a coat. BARBARA: See you later [exits with the Bobka]. Lesser Bobka - I think not. [Man with cane puts cane on Elaine's foot]. . KRAMER: Okay. Who can forget the Jerry Lewis solution to racism, the black and white cookie… JERRY: David! Then you want me to wait? Why didn't you get chocolate? The four of us can't show up with just one thing's useless. ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. ". quite like a hat with a flap. GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still GEORGE: If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the My osteopath says it's Jerry: You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. We're in big trouble. . . GEORGE: I'm cold too. GEORGE: Sorry, it's a new coat. 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